Ski quotes and jokes

Here’s some words of wisdom and jokes to get you pumped for the weekend of SKIING! Have a great weekend!

Life of Skiing

Here are some great quotes that describe the humour skiing has to offer.

Warning: if you are easily offended you may wish to avoid reading.

Jerking eCard

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. ~P.J. O’Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984

near death ecard

Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.

When it comes to skiing, there’s a difference between what you think it’s going to be like, what it’s really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~Author Unknown

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~Author Unknown

Skiing uphill

Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that’s where the action is. If you want big…

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