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Just some friendly snowboarder jokes…

Chicken vs. Pussy

This guy walks into a bar at Mt. Baker and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?”
The bartender says, “Well, I’m a snowboarder, the guy on your left is a snowboarder, same with the guy on your right, and a couple of folks behind you as well!”.
So he says “Ok, I’ll tell it a little more slowly then”

Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: “Ohhhh – sorry dude!”

Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What is the difference between a snowboard student and their instructor?
A: Three days

Q: A car has five snowboarders in the backseat, what do you call the driver?
A: Officer

Q: How do you get a snowboarder to get off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.